Toothbrush trouble

Good day to everyone! This is RJ here with some random ramblings.

As the topic implies, I'll be talking about a rather unfortunate event that involves me and my toothbrush.

It happened on Sunday morning, around 8.30am (Singapore time). I woke up and went to brush my teeth. Still feeling sick and groggy due to my friend's wedding dinner (beer and food were free so....yeah...you get the picture). Half asleep, i saw my toothbrush lying on the side of the basin. Like a normal human being, i picked up the toothbrush and brushed my teeth. Finishing, i went out to the living room to sag. To my surprise, my parents were debating over toothbrushes.

So being a nosy parker, i went to interrupt them. Both of them turned around and stared at me, asking if i used the toothbrush at the side of the basin. I told them of course i used that toothbrush because its mine.

Now here comes the fun part. My dad gave me a "wtf" look and told me slowly that he used MY toothbrush to SCRUB the basin. Oh the horror! my entire world convulsed. My mom was laughing her ass off. I just went (*o*).....Okay so it took me 5 minutes to collect myself and mentally psycho myself that "its done", "it won't kill you", "might be a blessing in disguise". I asked my dad why the hell did he not throw away the toothbrush after scrubbing the basin. He scratched his head and replied "Whoops, i forgot". Killer retort haha. In my mind i was going "@&^$(@&$(@ i'm gonna f****** scrub the toliet with your toothbrush and put it back at the same place hah! Suck it up old man!" But the threat never did materialize.

So, lesson learnt. Always ask before brushing. You could end up using the exact same thing that was used to clean your toilet.

(The author is currently typing this in the toilet. The stuff on the toothbrush was set to delayed action and thus explains why he had to write this post on monday, in the toilet. 1.5 rolls of toilet paper and still counting...............)